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 Turd scoring Polls - 2 turds to go!! [message #745893]
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Which useless bum scores first?[ 51 vote(s) ]
1.Riley Sheahan 0 / 0%
2.Patrick Russell 1 / 2%
3.Sam Gagner 26 / 51%
4.Markus Granlund 0 / 0%
5.Jujhar Khaira 9 / 18%
6.Josh Archibald 1 / 2%
7.Gaetan Haas 3 / 6%
8.Tomas Jurco 3 / 6%
9.Alex Chiasson 8 / 16%

Who scores first among the gang of bums?

[Updated on: Mon, 09 December 2019 11:29]


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 Re: First Turd to Score Poll [message #745895 is a reply to message #745893 ]
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Kr55 wrote on Tue, 29 October 2019 20:59

Who scores first among the gang of bums?

I voted Patrick Russell. I’ve heard he’s one of the important building blocks that allowed Kevin, Bob, Scott, Bill and Ken to keep their jobs.



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 Re: First Turd to Score Poll [message #745896 is a reply to message #745893 ]
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Sam! Still have a soft spot for Sam.


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 Re: First Turd to Score Poll [message #745902 is a reply to message #745896 ]
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overdue wrote on Tue, 29 October 2019 21:16

Sam! Still have a soft spot for Sam.

I’d vote for Sam just because he among that collection of junk has shown that he can score at the NHL level on a semi-consistent basis.



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 Third Turd to Score Poll [message #745981 is a reply to message #745893 ]
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Next Bum to Score is..[ 35 vote(s) ]
1.Riley Sheahan 0 / 0%
2.Patrick Russell 1 / 3%
3.Sam Gagner 20 / 57%
4.Markus Granlund 0 / 0%
5.Josh Archibald 1 / 3%
6.Gaetan Haas 1 / 3%
7.Tomas Jurco 4 / 11%
8.Alex Chiasson 8 / 23%

WOOO!!

#1 Bum Award goes to: Jujhar Hockey(TM)!!!
#2 Bum TItle given to: Colby McCave!!!

So, who is next? :)

[Updated on: Sat, 02 November 2019 12:20]


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 Re: Second Turd to Score Poll [message #745987 is a reply to message #745981 ]
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Should have done this as a contest ala survivor.


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 Re: Second Turd to Score Poll [message #746044 is a reply to message #745987 ]
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Xombie wrote on Wed, 30 October 2019 20:36

Should have done this as a contest ala survivor.


Need to figure out a punishment for all these people picking Gags :)

And just for the record, only 2 people picked Jujhar Hockey (TM) before his goal was scored. Myself and some other brilliant person.



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I voted Gags, but here's why. Sam was good Oiler in his first stint. He was rushed into the NHL, like so many others, but he still managed to carve out an NHL career for himself. He cashed in as a UFA after a decent run in Columbus, (good for Sam!) but he's obviously underperformed. I still think he's an NHL player, but because of his cap hit, he's been floating back and forth to the AHL.

Sam is a UFA at the end of this season, and let's face, he's most likely done as an Oiler, and possibly even done as an NHL'er. I want to see him generate some scoring for many reasons, but also I want to see Sam stick around this year, help the team make the playoffs, and FINALLY play a playoff game in an Oilers uniform. I have a soft spot for Sam, he suffered through a lot of terrible seasons with this team. Go Sammy!



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 Re: Second Turd to Score Poll [message #746051 is a reply to message #746044 ]
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Kr55 wrote on Fri, 01 November 2019 12:24

Xombie wrote on Wed, 30 October 2019 20:36

Should have done this as a contest ala survivor.


Need to figure out a punishment for all these people picking Gags :)

And just for the record, only 2 people picked Jujhar Hockey (TM) before his goal was scored. Myself and some other brilliant person.

Oh I voted for Sam. I don't know if I've ever shared the story before, but here's a mildly interesting one for you. Back in 2011, I took a year off my career and moved to Vancouver to take a full-time professional culinary program. The class I was in was around 20 people and we all got close pretty quick. There was an ex-nurse there who was probably on the older side of the group given that the average age was around 27.

After about two months, she started opening up about her family and mentioned that her son played hockey. Assuming he was junior or something, I asked which league he played in and she said "He's in the NHL, he plays for Edmonton". I told her I was from Edmonton, then I thought about her name for a second and realized she was Sam Gagner's mother. The look on her face when she realized I was a big Oilers fan was hilarious. It was like she was terrified I'd eat her skin or something. I assured her I was cool and we got along really well. She explained her initial Edmonton-people apprehensiveness was due to some stupid stuff Oilers fans would do to her family - such as harass her daughter on social media in order to get in contact with Sam. People are strange. And this was before social media went bananas like it has in the last few years.

Over the months I heard lots of great hockey mom stories. Her husband worked in the front office for the Canucks at the time, so there was some interesting stuff there too (that was the year the Canucks made their SCF run).

Once we graduated, all the students and instructors went out for a celebratory night of eating and drinking. At the end of the night, she pulled one of my all time favorite power moves: she left without saying a word and quietly paid the whole bill.

I never saw her again.

Anyhow, I will always have a soft spot for the Gagner family. It warmed my heart when the Oilers brought him back into the fold for what could be his last big chance in the NHL. Go Sam Go.

[Updated on: Fri, 01 November 2019 15:07]


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Kr55 wrote on Fri, 01 November 2019 12:24

Xombie wrote on Wed, 30 October 2019 20:36

Should have done this as a contest ala survivor.


Need to figure out a punishment for all these people picking Gags :)

And just for the record, only 2 people picked Jujhar Hockey (TM) before his goal was scored. Myself and some other brilliant person.


I picked Gags both times because he's probably the one guy who maybe doesn't handle the puck like he's got a shovel in his hand (including Chiasson), and he approaches the net at times. The wheels leave, but the hands don't.

Chiasson might have been a better pick because he's been seen on the 1st unit PP a couple times this year, and is probably most likely to appear in the top 6.



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 Re: Second Turd to Score Poll [message #746049 is a reply to message #745981 ]
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Kr55 wrote on Wed, 30 October 2019 19:16

WOOO!!

#1 Bum Award goes to: Jujhar Hockey(TM)!!!

So, who is next? :)




JJK's effort barely qualified as a goal, not like he actually shot ii off his stick, whatevs..

Pick'n Sammy-boy this time.



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Skookum Jim wrote on Fri, 01 November 2019 14:44

Kr55 wrote on Wed, 30 October 2019 19:16

WOOO!!

#1 Bum Award goes to: Jujhar Hockey(TM)!!!

So, who is next? :)




JJK's effort barely qualified as a goal, not like he actually shot ii off his stick, whatevs..

Pick'n Sammy-boy this time.

The only positive from JJ's goal is the guy when to the freaking net. JJ is not going to dangle anyone or be picking top corners. He needs to use his combination of size and decent skating to go hard to the net and get some dirty goals. The Oilers entire bottom 6 need to take note. You are in the bottom 6 for a reason, so get the dirty goals.



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Kr55 wrote on Wed, 30 October 2019 20:16

WOOO!!

#1 Bum Award goes to: Jujhar Hockey(TM)!!!

So, who is next? :)




Oops! THis is a battle for #3 Bum now. Unlisted Colby McCave steals the #2 bum title!!



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 Fourth Turd to Score Poll [message #746204 is a reply to message #745893 ]
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Next Useless Depth guy to score is?[ 25 vote(s) ]
1.Riley Sheahan 2 / 8%
2.Patrick Russell 1 / 4%
3.Sam Gagner 15 / 60%
4.Markus Granlund 2 / 8%
5.Josh Archibald 1 / 4%
6.Tomas Jurco 1 / 4%
7.Alex Chiasson 3 / 12%

6. Gaetan Haas 1 / 3%

Wow, 1 genius picked Haas.

#1 Bum Award goes to: Jujhar Hockey(TM)!!!
#2 Bum Title given to: Colby McCave!!!
#3 Bum is: Gaetan Haas!


Let's keep the reverse jinx going! I think a bum has scored every game since this thread :)




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Kr55 wrote on Mon, 04 November 2019 21:45

6. Gaetan Haas 1 / 3%

Wow, 1 genius picked Haas.

#1 Bum Award goes to: Jujhar Hockey(TM)!!!
#2 Bum Title given to: Colby McCave!!!
#3 Bum is: Gaetan Haas!


Let's keep the reverse jinx going! I think a bum has scored every game since this thread :)




I'm riding the dead horse Gagner to the end.



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K.McC#24 wrote on Mon, 04 November 2019 21:47

Kr55 wrote on Mon, 04 November 2019 21:45

6. Gaetan Haas 1 / 3%

Wow, 1 genius picked Haas.

#1 Bum Award goes to: Jujhar Hockey(TM)!!!
#2 Bum Title given to: Colby McCave!!!
#3 Bum is: Gaetan Haas!


Let's keep the reverse jinx going! I think a bum has scored every game since this thread :)




I'm riding the dead horse Gagner to the end.


Staying all in on Chia's son.



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I hope you people realize you are cursing Gagner.


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Kr55 wrote on Wed, 06 November 2019 10:39

I hope you people realize you are cursing Gagner.

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.



This is fine.

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I picked Gagner. He almost had one last game.


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RDOilerfan wrote on Wed, 06 November 2019 12:14

I picked Gagner. He almost had one last game.


Well cripes, he's been somehow playing on the first line, nothing went in off him, so that's done and now Kass is back there.



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Kr55 wrote on Tue, 29 October 2019 20:59

Who scores first among the gang of bums?


Corsi among the depth players:

Gagner: 54.5% (leads team)
Chiasson: 50.8%
Jurco: 50.6%
Russell: 50%
Haas: 49.1%
Khaira: 47.8%
Granlund: 47.5%
Kassian: 46.4%
Archibald: 45.9%
Sheahan: 45.8%
Nygard: 41.5%
Cave: 40.9%

One of the oddest things so far this year is that while McDavid and Draisaitl are putting up great numbers, the shot share isn't as dominate as we are used to (47.8% EV Corsi for McDavid, 46.6% for Draisaitl). Klefbom is down too (46.5%). Oilers are bleeding shots against, especially in a few games like Pittsburgh and Philly. Perhaps the shot quality is down? I'm not sure, but only Gagner, Bear, Chiasson, and Jurco have a EV Corsi above 50%.



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mightyreasoner wrote on Thu, 07 November 2019 16:47

Kr55 wrote on Tue, 29 October 2019 20:59

Who scores first among the gang of bums?


Corsi among the depth players:

Gagner: 54.5% (leads team)
Chiasson: 50.8%
Jurco: 50.6%
Russell: 50%
Haas: 49.1%
Khaira: 47.8%
Granlund: 47.5%
Kassian: 46.4%
Archibald: 45.9%
Sheahan: 45.8%
Nygard: 41.5%
Cave: 40.9%

One of the oddest things so far this year is that while McDavid and Draisaitl are putting up great numbers, the shot share isn't as dominate as we are used to (47.8% EV Corsi for McDavid, 46.6% for Draisaitl). Klefbom is down too (46.5%). Oilers are bleeding shots against, especially in a few games like Pittsburgh and Philly. Perhaps the shot quality is down? I'm not sure, but only Gagner, Bear, Chiasson, and Jurco have a EV Corsi above 50%.


McDavid and Drai seem to be getting more and more picky about shooting. Going by high danger chances, they are 53% and 52%. Actual goals for, 66% and 67%.

McDavid definitely could dominate Corsi and every other non-goal stat far more than he has been lately though. Could be some degree of energy conservation happening. Could be more of a building focus on his line than ever before because of how unbelievably top loaded our offense has become. Something not close to ideal is happening here for sure.



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Fifth Depth Forward to Score?[ 19 vote(s) ]
1.Riley Sheahan 3 / 16%
2.Patrick Russell 1 / 5%
3.Sam Gagner 9 / 47%
4.Markus Granlund 5 / 26%
5.Josh Archibald 1 / 5%
6.Tomas Jurco 0 / 0%

The Oilfans created Gagner curse continues. Well done to the 3 true believers in Chia's son.

7. Alex Chiasson 3 / 12%



#1 Bum Award goes to: Jujhar Hockey(TM)!!!
#2 Bum Title given to: Colby McCave!!!
#3 Bum is: Gaetan Haas!
#4 Bum Award Goes to: Alex Chai's son!!



Down to 6 bums at forward! Taking a big risk here that another one doesn't score in the 3rd tonight :)



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Going with Sheahan. With the exception of 2016/17 the guys been around 10 a year (I think). He’ll get going soon.


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Oscargasm wrote on Fri, 08 November 2019 21:24

Going with Sheahan. With the exception of 2016/17 the guys been around 10 a year (I think). He’ll get going soon.


Granny hardly gets close to the puck, he's the man.



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K.McC#24 wrote on Fri, 08 November 2019 21:27

Oscargasm wrote on Fri, 08 November 2019 21:24

Going with Sheahan. With the exception of 2016/17 the guys been around 10 a year (I think). He’ll get going soon.


Granny hardly gets close to the puck, he's the man.


Taking a big risk on Granlund this time. He's been pro-rated 10+ for 3 straight years before coming here.



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Kr55 wrote on Fri, 08 November 2019 22:30

K.McC#24 wrote on Fri, 08 November 2019 21:27

Oscargasm wrote on Fri, 08 November 2019 21:24

Going with Sheahan. With the exception of 2016/17 the guys been around 10 a year (I think). He’ll get going soon.


Granny hardly gets close to the puck, he's the man.


Taking a big risk on Reider this time. He's been pro-rated 10+ for 3 straight years before coming here.


Fixed it for you.



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Oscargasm wrote on Fri, 08 November 2019 21:33

Kr55 wrote on Fri, 08 November 2019 22:30

K.McC#24 wrote on Fri, 08 November 2019 21:27

Oscargasm wrote on Fri, 08 November 2019 21:24

Going with Sheahan. With the exception of 2016/17 the guys been around 10 a year (I think). He’ll get going soon.


Granny hardly gets close to the puck, he's the man.


Taking a big risk on Reider this time. He's been pro-rated 10+ for 3 straight years before coming here.


Fixed it for you.


There can be only 1 Rieder! At least I friggin hope there can be only 1.



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Kr55 wrote on Fri, 08 November 2019 21:30

K.McC#24 wrote on Fri, 08 November 2019 21:27

Oscargasm wrote on Fri, 08 November 2019 21:24

Going with Sheahan. With the exception of 2016/17 the guys been around 10 a year (I think). He’ll get going soon.


Granny hardly gets close to the puck, he's the man.


Taking a big risk on Granlund this time. He's been pro-rated 10+ for 3 straight years before coming here.

HOW DARE YOU bring stats and common sense here?



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Sixth useless dude to score is...?[ 16 vote(s) ]
1.Riley Sheahan 4 / 25%
2.Patrick Russell 5 / 31%
3.Markus Granlund 3 / 19%
4.Josh Archibald 1 / 6%
5.Tomas Jurco 3 / 19%

9 true believers got their wish.

3. Sam Gagner 9 / 50%

Gagner scores! And follows it up with what Drew Remenda described as a 100% selfish celebration that was all about him and not the team. Woohoo!

#1 Bum Award goes to: Jujhar Hockey(TM)!!!
#2 Bum Title given to: Colby McCave!!!
#3 Bum is: Gaetan Haas!
#4 Bum Award Goes to: Alex Chai's son!!
#5 Bum Award Goes to: Samwise Gagner!!



Who gets the 6th place participation award that was hand written on a piece of scrap paper?? Really digging at the bottom of the barrel now.

[Updated on: Tue, 12 November 2019 23:10]


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 Seventh Turd to Score Poll!! Only 4 left!! [message #747178 is a reply to message #745893 ]
Tue, 19 November 2019 20:56 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Turd #7 to score is???[ 25 vote(s) ]
1.Riley Sheahan 11 / 44%
2.Patrick Russell 7 / 28%
3.Josh Archibald 6 / 24%
4.Tomas Jurco 1 / 4%

3. Markus Granlund 3 / 20%

Granlund takes the first step to maintaining his 3 year 10 goal/82 games pace!


#1 Bum Award goes to: Jujhar Hockey(TM)!!!
#2 Bum Title given to: Colby McCave!!!
#3 Bum is: Gaetan Haas!
#4 Bum Award Goes to: Alex Chai's son!!
#5 Bum Award Goes to: Samwise Gagner!!
#6 Bum Award: Markus "Definitely not as good as my brother although my brother is starting to suck too" Granlund!!!


Who is our 7th Champion?

Very possible we have multiple Toby's left, but oh well.

[Updated on: Wed, 20 November 2019 10:38]


"The Edmonton Oilers are not where they should be right now and that is unacceptable. We need to get better immediately. That starts today"
-Kevin Lowe, April 2013


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- #2, April 2015

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 Eighth turd to score poll!! Only 3 left! [message #748352 is a reply to message #745893 ]
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Next Bum to score is...[ 19 vote(s) ]
1.Riley Sheahan 4 / 21%
2.Patrick Russell 13 / 68%
3.Tomas Jurco 2 / 11%

Not many believers in Archibald, but he proved 76% of people wrong!

3. Josh Archibald 6 / 24%



#1 Bum Award goes to: Jujhar Hockey(TM)!!!
#2 Bum Title given to: Colby McCave!!!
#3 Bum is: Gaetan Haas!
#4 Bum Award Goes to: Alex Chai's son!!
#5 Bum Award Goes to: Samwise Gagner!!
#6 Bum Award: Markus "Definitely not as good as my brother although my brother is starting to suck too" Granlund!!!
#7 Bum Award: Josh "Try Hard" Archibald!


Definitely some Toby's in training left. Keeping Jurco on here because it's very possible that he gets recalled and scores in March before the other guys score.



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 Re: Eighth turd to score poll!! Only 3 left! [message #748368 is a reply to message #748352 ]
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I move to disqualify P. Russell.


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 Re: Eighth turd to score poll!! Only 3 left! [message #748390 is a reply to message #748368 ]
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Sorry Crude.... too late .... I picked him as well to score next of those three. Wave Towel


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 Ninth turd to score poll. 2 Challengers Remain [message #748985 is a reply to message #745893 ]
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Ultimate Turd Runner up (guy that scores) is? [ 16 vote(s) ]
1.Patrick Russell 10 / 63%
2.Tomas Jurco 6 / 38%

Can't believe it, Sheahan scored. It still doesn't seem right.

1. Riley Sheahan 4 / 21%



#1 Bum Award goes to: Jujhar Hockey(TM)!!!
#2 Bum Title given to: Colby McCave!!!
#3 Bum is: Gaetan Haas!
#4 Bum Award Goes to: Alex Chai's son!!
#5 Bum Award Goes to: Samwise Gagner!!
#6 Bum Award: Markus "Definitely not as good as my brother although my brother is starting to suck too" Granlund!!!
#7 Bum Award: Josh "Try Hard" Archibald!
#8 Bum Award: Riley "Even he can't believe he scored" Sheahan!


Two turds remain. Russell may get 1 more disallowed goal the rest of the year, if he's not demoted first. Jurco has 7 points in 7 games in the AHL, so he could be called up soon.



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Kr55 wrote on Mon, 09 December 2019 11:29

Can't believe it, Sheahan scored. It still doesn't seem right.

1. Riley Sheahan 4 / 21%



#1 Bum Award goes to: Jujhar Hockey(TM)!!!
#2 Bum Title given to: Colby McCave!!!
#3 Bum is: Gaetan Haas!
#4 Bum Award Goes to: Alex Chai's son!!
#5 Bum Award Goes to: Samwise Gagner!!
#6 Bum Award: Markus "Definitely not as good as my brother although my brother is starting to suck too" Granlund!!!
#7 Bum Award: Josh "Try Hard" Archibald!
#8 Bum Award: Riley "Even he can't believe he scored" Sheahan!


Two turds remain. Russell may get 1 more disallowed goal the rest of the year, if he's not demoted first. Jurco has 7 points in 7 games in the AHL, so he could be called up soon.

As a Russell Truther I'm obligated to go with Jurco. He's a poor man's Riley Sheahan.



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P. Russell to end his drought before Jurco.



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What happens is Jurco doesn't get called up?


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RDOilerfan wrote on Mon, 09 December 2019 13:58

What happens is Jurco doesn't get called up?


Guess we end up with 2 turds of equal size that can be combined to make the ultimate year end turd :)

It's equally sad for Jurco to never be able to give a reason to be called up as it would be for Russell to be glued to an NHL spot never scoring a goal.



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