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 nullterm
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| Hubbs wrote on Fri, 17 April 2015 14:01 |
What? No no, no one outside of Edmonton thinks the team is in that bad a shape.
As per http://http://grantland.com/the-triangle/the-nhl-draft-lotte ry-power-rankings/
The “Under Absolutely No Circumstances” Power Rankings
No. Just no.
5. Edmonton Oilers — They’re a tire fire, a train wreck, a running joke, a black hole from which no hope or happiness can ever escape. You might as well load McDavid into a nuclear submarine and fire him into the Mariana Trench.
4. Edmonton Oilers — Also, they already had the first overall pick three seasons in a row just a few years ago. Literally nobody wants this to happen.
3. Edmonton Oilers — Connor McDavid seems like a perfectly nice kid. Why would you do this to him? Why?
2. Kansas City Scouts — Wait, are they still in the league? No? OK, then in that case …
1. Edmonton Oilers — Look, I’m all for fairness and integrity, but if the Oilers win the lottery, then the league absolutely has to scrap the results and run it again. Don’t even delete the footage or try to cover it up — just have Bill Daly walk into the frame screaming, “Take two!” while angrily stuffing Ping-Pong balls back into the machine. Every hockey fan will understand.
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Fixed link: http://grantland.com/the-triangle/the-nhl-draft-lottery-powe r-rankings/
You missed one...
The “Break the Internet” Power Rankings
Finally, the most important category of all: Which result would cause instant chaos, immediately crash Twitter, and plunge the hockey world into a decades-long civil war? It goes without saying that if you’re not a hockey fan, these are the results you should be rooting for.
5. Edmonton Oilers — See above.
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2. Los Angeles Kings — The worst-case scenario comes to life. Everyone goes into full-fledged panic mode, especially fans of Western Conference teams who realize they now have no hope for the next decade and immediately turn to Oilers fans for advice on how to handle that.
Illegitimi non carborundum.
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