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 Caption This! Eakins! [message #600530]
Tue, 11 June 2013 09:35 Go to next message
Magnum  is currently offline Magnum
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4 Cups

Alright girls and boys it's been a while, so now it's time to caption this.

http://magnumgunn.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/eakins.png

[Updated on: Tue, 11 June 2013 09:37]


Learning is the most important part of learning basic defence.

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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600531 is a reply to message #600530 ]
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No Cups

I am only renting in Edmonton cause chances are I am not staying.


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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600532 is a reply to message #600531 ]
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sloiler  is currently offline sloiler
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No Cups

Or: you are telling me this team hasn't made the playoffs in how long?
Or: Lowe still works here, crap.



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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600533 is a reply to message #600530 ]
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CrusaderPi  is currently offline CrusaderPi
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4 Cups

Lol. 4 year contract.


WAC's and GAB's. WAC's and GAB's.

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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600534 is a reply to message #600533 ]
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Mike  is currently offline Mike
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6 Cups

THAT guy has a $5.5M cap hit?


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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600535 is a reply to message #600530 ]
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hmc  is currently offline hmc
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4 Cups

Nobody in Edmonton seems to actually like the Oilers.


Then I'll just regress, because I feel I've made myself perfectly redundant.

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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600537 is a reply to message #600530 ]
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CrusaderPi  is currently offline CrusaderPi
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4 Cups

ba da ba ba ba I'm Beloving it - wait, our #3ish defenseman is who? From where?


WAC's and GAB's. WAC's and GAB's.

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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600539 is a reply to message #600530 ]
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Boniman  is currently offline Boniman
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Wait?....this isn't Vancouver?



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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600541 is a reply to message #600530 ]
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I've stared into the black void that I signed on to be a part of, I think it's pulling me down, and I've just realized that there is nothing I can do about it.

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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600543 is a reply to message #600541 ]
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Nerdkore  is currently offline Nerdkore
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No Cups

I've been told that being "unflappable" is the key to our teams success.


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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600544 is a reply to message #600530 ]
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dkb19  is currently offline dkb19
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1 Cup

2 hours on Whyte ave and I'm hung over, got crabs, and woke up next to Kevin Lowe.


5 Cups and counting.

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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600547 is a reply to message #600530 ]
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Rocksteady  is currently offline Rocksteady
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3 Cups

Our captain is ... Horcoff? Ew geeze! Better change that..


The very definition of insanity is doing the same thing expecting different results.

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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600548 is a reply to message #600530 ]
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No Cups

You don't really expect the Oilers to win under me do you?


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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600549 is a reply to message #600530 ]
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Adam  is currently offline Adam
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6 Cups

I'll show you my poise!

BLUE STEEL!



#FireLowe #FireMacT #FireHowson #FireEakins #FireActon #FireSmith #FireBuchberger #FireMoores #Burnitdown #KeepJoey

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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600551 is a reply to message #600549 ]
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Boniman  is currently offline Boniman
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Adam wrote on Tue, 11 June 2013 12:09

I'll show you my poise!

BLUE STEEL!


We have a winna smash




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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600556 is a reply to message #600549 ]
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cosmicheretic  is currently offline cosmicheretic
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No Cups

Related news: Cool Story, Hansel! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MGV7ioTM7o&NR=1&feat ure=endscreen



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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600555 is a reply to message #600530 ]
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Dr. Oil  is currently offline Dr. Oil
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2 Cups

Who's this "Marty Sakic" the GM said he's going to acquire to be my #1 centre? Never heard of him.


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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600557 is a reply to message #600530 ]
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Kr55 is currently online Kr55
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4 Cups

OK Dallas, it's hard but we can do this...keep your arms at your sides...do not flap...


"The Edmonton Oilers are not where they should be right now and that is unacceptable. We need to get better immediately. That starts today."
- Kevin Lowe, April 2013

"Talk is cheap"
- MacT, April 2013

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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600559 is a reply to message #600557 ]
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No Cups

I've made a huge mistake.




The people you are sure are wrong are just as sure that you are wrong. The only difference is they're wrong. - God @TheTweetOfGod

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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600558 is a reply to message #600530 ]
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SunshinesDad  is currently offline SunshinesDad
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1 Cup

Magnum wrote on Tue, 11 June 2013 09:35

Alright girls and boys it's been a while, so now it's time to caption this.

http://magnumgunn.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/eakins.png


"Did you say 'Oilers'? This isn't New York?"



Journey to Fitness Started Sept. 19, 2013 (376 lbs)

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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600564 is a reply to message #600558 ]
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Magnum  is currently offline Magnum
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Oh, the last guy was fired after 48 games...


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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600573 is a reply to message #600530 ]
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No Cups

The horror... the horror...


No Mo' Lowe

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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600579 is a reply to message #600530 ]
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No Cups

Oh oh! I think I just pee'd a little!


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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600580 is a reply to message #600530 ]
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No Cups

"Hello, that sounds like a pig fainting..."


"What, me worry?"
-Alfred E. Neuman

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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600594 is a reply to message #600530 ]
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smyth260 is currently online smyth260
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Magnum wrote on Tue, 11 June 2013 08:35

Alright girls and boys it's been a while, so now it's time to caption this.

http://magnumgunn.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/eakins.png


Wait, so what do all those big red bubbles on the graph mean?




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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600595 is a reply to message #600530 ]
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nullterm is currently online nullterm
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6 Cups

Magnum wrote on Tue, 11 June 2013 08:35

http://magnumgunn.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/eakins.png


"Whoa, what the.... where am I??? Last I remember was the hotel room with Craig, Kevin, and whats his face. I'm guessing those were Rexall brand roofies, huh?"



Illegitimi non carborundum.

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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600596 is a reply to message #600530 ]
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3 Cups

Magnum wrote on Tue, 11 June 2013 09:35

http://magnumgunn.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/eakins.png

<*Right after a reporter asks him what he thinks the chances are that the Oilers will make the playoffs next season:*>
"Uhhhhhhhh, yeah, about that...."



The typical Oil fan after a game:
http://i.imgur.com/FddGWAw.gif

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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600598 is a reply to message #600596 ]
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No Cups

"I've heard that the women here show their boobs if were in the playoffs? ..............I'm in!"


After 8 years of ineptitude you begin to wonder whose the real schmuck? Them for sucking or me for cheering....... *cracks open bottle of whiskey*.

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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600600 is a reply to message #600598 ]
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6zeppelin6 is currently online 6zeppelin6
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1 Cup

I'm here to establish a winning culture fitness and bring a stanley cup back to.....................

Kevin lowe approaches whispers in his ear, " actually Eakins, Horcoff has to stay, Buchburger is your assistant, MacT is GM and were in talks to bring back Tambo as a senior advisor. You're just the next fall guy for our stupid decisions. MacT has a deal in place to bring back Reasoner, and your Goalie support will be jussi markkanen. The wheels are turning on a Dick Tarnstrum trade and we are hopeful to get J.F. Jacques resigned in Hartikanen's absence. Best of all Ryan "can't keep up anymore" Smyth will be on the team next year.

[Updated on: Wed, 12 June 2013 07:16]


When you get all set to watch the game, and within 10 minutes the Oilers are losing:

http://i59.tinypic.com/2wd0gth.gif

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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600631 is a reply to message #600598 ]
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6 Cups

Oilerman53 wrote on Tue, 11 June 2013 21:53

"I've heard that the women here show their boobs if were in the playoffs? ..............I'm in!"


Just like the cicadas in the US, this magical event only happens once every 17 years.



#FireLowe #FireMacT #FireHowson #FireEakins #FireActon #FireSmith #FireBuchberger #FireMoores #Burnitdown #KeepJoey

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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600601 is a reply to message #600530 ]
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No Cups

Magnum wrote on Tue, 11 June 2013 09:35

Alright girls and boys it's been a while, so now it's time to caption this.

http://magnumgunn.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/eakins.png


Behind the scenes Horcoff shows Eakins he's worth his contract as Dallas confirms that the rumour he has a hard shot is true.

or

MacT announces that, after years of trying, he's found a way to beat Dallas whenever he wants.



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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600603 is a reply to message #600601 ]
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No Cups

"Geez. Sorry guys. When i said no more donuts at the pressers i did think the fat guy would have an instant jammer.
Terry what? Oh.
I'm so sorry. It was just a joke..."



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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600636 is a reply to message #600603 ]
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1 Cup

Fridge01 wrote on Tue, 11 June 2013 22:07

"Geez. Sorry guys. When i said no more donuts at the pressers i did think the fat guy would have an instant jammer.
Terry what? Oh.
I'm so sorry. It was just a joke..."


Or how about...

"that Terry guy is looking at me like a cornish game hen...like Kramer in that Seinfeld episode"



Adam wrote


Maybe it's fitting to have found religion in the room because on most nights this team doesn't have a prayer.

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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600611 is a reply to message #600601 ]
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2 Cups

haggis wrote on Tue, 11 June 2013 22:49


MacT announces that, after years of trying, he's found a way to beat Dallas whenever he wants.

That's gold, best one so far.



Taylor Hall, June 25 2010

With the five Cups they won it would mean a lot to me to join their organization, hopefully bring another one up there. That is the ultimate goal for me and the franchise

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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600630 is a reply to message #600530 ]
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No Cups

Magnum wrote on Tue, 11 June 2013 09:35



http://magnumgunn.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/eakins.png


The hair. On that Katz kid. Christ. I...can't...look...away...




"One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane"
--- Nikola Tesla

People who have responsibility without rights are slaves. People who have rights without responsibility are leeches.

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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600720 is a reply to message #600530 ]
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1 Cup

Magnum wrote on Tue, 11 June 2013 13:05


http://magnumgunn.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/eakins.png

What do you mean, they once traded Gretzky? Why would anyone do that?



Oilfans: Where any thread can devolve into #FireLowe.

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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600728 is a reply to message #600530 ]
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1 Cup

Magnum wrote on Tue, 11 June 2013 09:35

Alright girls and boys it's been a while, so now it's time to caption this.

http://magnumgunn.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/eakins.png


Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue..



Playin Bad for Ekblad

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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600771 is a reply to message #600530 ]
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No Cups

Magnum wrote on Tue, 11 June 2013 10:35

Alright girls and boys it's been a while, so now it's time to caption this.

http://magnumgunn.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/eakins.png


"You know, its honestly getting annoying, so for the 3rd and final time today...yes, she is my wife"



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 Re: Caption This! Eakins! [message #600792 is a reply to message #600530 ]
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No Cups

Magnum wrote on Tue, 11 June 2013 09:35

Alright girls and boys it's been a while, so now it's time to caption this.

http://magnumgunn.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/eakins.png


"Hockey player? I thought that guy was a reporter."




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